THIS PARROT, IS DEAD!!!!!!

okay. so. I'm a sarcastic git, with an evil sense of humour :D I'm reasonably easy to get on with, although i'm a right arse in the mornings ( better to be honest, no?) , hrmm, what else... i'm well into music ( but not rap or hip hop or that crap, most other stuff though) , love my food ( but no, i'm not a fat git), love dogs, and generally being evil to annoy people and chavs/neds.

So, i guess i'm just looking for a nice lass, who can put up with my sarcastic nature and tendency to form evil take over the world kinda plans......